The feral beard grows,
obtaining abundant nutrients
from the corpo, with a dollop
of melanin sprinkled here and there,
on the visage of many a homem.
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Hear that there is a Barberaria
at an intersection in Barão Geraldo
charging as high as 100 Reais,
for a dapper look to impress
the lads and damsels of Cambui.
ŒŒŒ
The feral beard thus obtains nirvana,
elevated and transported to a higher plane.
No longer having the beard would make
one a hominid or for that matter feral,
for it has become a status symbol with the likes of
George Clooney and David Beckham.
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Long live the beard.
Lord save the beard.
For so long as men may breathe and rivers do flow,
Shall the feral beard grow thither,
with neither restraint nor wither.
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